spencersotelo:

i found my wife’s name

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via blogzak)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via beepbeepmeow-vantas)

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(via beepbeepmeow-vantas)

helodean:

Zuko becoming a judge so people can call him ‘your honor’

(via thran-duildo)

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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(via the-prince-of-derse)

prayermachine:

this is the cutest fucking thing 

prayermachine:

this is the cutest fucking thing 

(via shydavestrideer)

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(via femnaegi)

lacigreen:

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

RAINBOW PUBES HERE I COME

(via femnaegi)

queenamestris:

Headcanon that at Ed and Winry’s wedding, Ling and Lan Fan came to visit. Sig and Izumi stood in as Ed’s parents, Pinako walked Winry down the aisle, Elicia was the flower girl, even Olivier came, everyone cried with joy especially Armstrong, Riza caught the bouquet and they all danced till the morning light.

It took place in Resembool, and nearly the whole town came and cooed over the cute couple.

(via queenfarron)

  • Me: Heyyyy baby *hugs cat*
  • Cat: *paws me*
  • Cat: *bites me*
  • Cat: *kicks me*
  • Cat: *scratches me*
  • Cat: *runs away immediately*
  • Me:
  • Me: *looks down the bleeding hands*
  • Me: Cats are
  • Me: the best