Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

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if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face

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man i just realized, guardians of the galaxy has twice as many female leads as most superhero films!!

so, yknow, 2


this movie tho

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Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

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isthisafantasea said: u drink ur coffee black. what. wha t. wha the fuc k

as my friend hannah once said “bethany likes her coffee as dark and as bitter as her soul”

(that said, i sometimes get hazelnut lattes from costa, but most of the time when im having coffee at home, its black) :P


u know what my favourite text face is


because like it’s surprised, but not too surprised, just like



if you drink your coffee black then you’re probably into some real fucked up shit 

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  • me: please shut my door on the way out
  • mum: *pulls door half way, but leaves a gap so its not completely shut*
  • me: ???????????????????????????/


a question: does anyone else get second hand embarrassment when watching con panels? like when fans start asking questions? do you ever get so embarrassed that you have to pause the video momentarily and just, chill for a minute? 

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  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

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